January 2011
Responses to: “I’m a vegetarian” from least common to most common
5. Want a bite of my burger?
4. So you still eat chicken right?
3. Yeah I tried that for like a week
2. Where do you get your protein?
1. Why? Meat is SO GOOD
(401): She went apple picking. Why don’t we do cute things like that? Let’s go to a pumpkin patch!
(508): Because we’re not cute. We’re sluts. And sluts don’t go apple picking.
(205): I’m a 23 year old virgin. I’ve masturbated in ways you can’t even imagine.
