August 2010
(815) Whatever. We’re stealing a penguin. You’re not allowed near him… You did this to yourself.
(textsfromlastnight)
(413): Then he pulled down his pants, and I just stared for about a minute….. I was so confused. I didn’t know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
(via textsfromlastnight)
Today, I told you that I honestly thought you were beautiful, and I was being 100% honest. I wasn’t just saying that because you’re my best friend. But you stared at me like I was crazy. You are beautiful, and I wish you would see that. I will never forgive the people who told you otherwise.
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(647): I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I’m telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
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I like short curls and long dreadlocks
pretty cupcakes and vegan substitutes
colorful films and lovely melodies
intriguing strangers and close friends
meaningful tattoos and unfamiliar places
(305): He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I’m never going back to dating white guys.
(via textsfromlastnight)
(609): This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I wastalking to a unicorn.
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When we were watching ‘Friends’, my nine year old cousin asked why two characters, Carol and Susan, were getting married because they were both women. My sister, who is seven, said “Because they love each other, duh.” without moment of hesitation. Her acceptance GHM.
(via givesmehope)
My brother, who is my best friend, recently went to Iraq.
On his third day in, 6 men who my brother had never met before were fired at, left for dead. Every other man ran for safety, except my brother who individually carried each man to shelter. It lead to my brothers death. Shaun your kindness and strength towards strangers GMH
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(214): A lesson I learned in the hospital….when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
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